web business is my last
chance to suceed in the To really learn the secrets of
economic world and I'm you gurus, I gotta spend some
counting on you Internet money. After all, the honest ones
marketing gurus for help. All among you will confess those free
your ads hype (and hype and hype reports you give away aren't even
and hype) the promise of your worth that much.
invaluable assitance.
So for a mere $997, I can get a
Surly a few months of being an glimpse of your incredible wisdom
Internet Mogul and I'll be flush sloppily photocopied and loaded
with success, just like you. All into 3-ring binders. Ten-thousand
you gurus say I can do it, if I pages. Delivered to my door. Ah,
only buy your (terribly the personal touch!
overpriced) products.
Is there a better learning system
If I'm on a budget, $99 bucks out there? This mogul needs
will get me your hot-shot eBook better training is she's going to
with the 10 Magic Secretes of the succeed.
Rich and Powerful. You know, the
ones like you who work ten Sorry, I'm not trying to insult
minutes a day in your silk anyone, certainly not a rich guy
jammies, don't know a bit of HTML I'm seeking help from. I'm just
yet rake in millions on the net. giving you that honest feedback
you asked for. It's not my fault
Of course it's not worth the $99 that you weren't really sincere
that was so conveniently tacked with that request.
onto my credit card bill in a
nano-instant after I clicked How about stoping the sales
here. pitches for a second and giving
me some real information? How was?
about assuming, just for a brief
moment, that I'm slighly smarter Oh, I get it. That's just a
than a monkey? (Only slightly, marketing ploy to make me beg you
mind you.) to take my money. Besides, you
assure me, some people DO get
Don't tell me I can make 20 rick quickly on the internet.
gazillion dollars while sound
asleep and then follow it up with You and your buddies selling crap
an admonishment that the internet to people like me, that's whose
is not a get rick quick scheme. getting rich quick on the
internet.
Didn't you just tell me that it
About the Author:
Lorraine Grula has worked the majority of her 25-year career in television journalism. She'd rather shovel elephant poo than go back to that zoo. Today, Lorraine makes her living on the internet. Seek her advice at http://www.NoHassleWebBiz.com
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