ifferent types of players the guy that can give you 25
frequent online poker reasons why he is not doing very
websites. here are a few well at the tables tonight.
you might recognize. Including but not limited to the
following; The staff here at
The Money Guy: He has very (Online poker website) gave me a
little money, but his only call and said their software was
persona has millions to hear him not randomizing properly tonight
tell it. He may even have but they are working on it. I'm
*Ferrari* somewhere in his drunk and don't care tonight. I'm
nickname. just here waiting for the money
game I will be playing later. I
The Karate Kid: This is am experimenting here where it
the kid that comes on after doesn't matter so when I play in
school or after his parents are that million-dollar tournament
in bed and threatens to kick later I can try some new things.
everyone's butt, telling them he I only come to the play money
knows kung fu, karate, judo, and room to relax between real money
5 other Japanese words. games where I have won more than
$50,000 this month.
Doc FallAllDay: This is
the guy in the play money poker My Favorite Martian: The
room who acts as if everyone only reason he is ever losing is
should be entirely serious about because, YOU ARE ALL USING
every single hand as if their SCANNING SOFTWARE TO READ MY
life depended on it. He folds HAND! He also wears a tinfoil
then tells you how you should hat.
have played your winning hand.
Romeo: Doesn't care about
Mild Bill Hickup: This is the poker game at all. He just
keeps asking all the female calculator software out and
players for their "stats". running to calculate the odds of
him winning each hand so it takes
Juliet: always spends until he is almost out of time
thirty minutes looking for the every time it is his turn to make
game where she can be a decision.
representing by the best endowed
avatar so the guys will all pay Lotto Suit Larry or Lisa:
attention to her. Poker is just a This is the guy or gal that bets
side thing they put in the chat the limit every time until they
room. finally win one hand, then bet
nothing the rest of the time
Paris Hilton: Just can't trying to hold onto that one
understand why everyone is so little win.
concerned with winning and still
isn't sure why she didn't win These are just a few of the
that last hand. Why her pair did characters you will play poker
not beat that flush thing. Ewww, with at an online poker room.
Who wants a flush anyway? That is why it is so much fun.
The diversity is amazing. No two
The Libber: Doesn't talk rooms are the same.
to anyone, just here to prove she
can beat a man at a man's game Did you recognize any of these
dammit! players? Can you think of a few
more?
Rain Man: Has his poker
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Chris McElroy made a living playing pool and poker for years and still enjoys a game now and then. For more information about online poker visit Start here For Poker or visit the Poker Blog.
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