Who's Suzie?" trademark rosy cheeks had evolved
to boiling teapot. Still however,
My wife Katrina had been no steam or whistle had been
acting strangely ever since I had emitted from her pretty spout.
returned home from my Native
American cultural class, not to She looked at me thoughtfully,
mention the weird phone call I "Well, I looked at your cell
received just before I left, full phone today. It seems you've been
of little pauses instead of our sending text messages to a woman
usual fast-paced communication. named Suzie. I've read around
Now that I was home she had been thirty of her texts in the
pretty much ignoring me archive; they're all like "I love
completely, then comes this you heaps" and "Thinking of you
strange question. Katrina was right now". Who is she Tom?"
calm but I could tell there was A strange feeling overcame me.
something under her skin as she Katrina seemed absolutely sure
chopped up the vegetables for the that I was guilty of something.
night's dinner. Accused yet innocent, her eyes
spoke of the obvious evidence
"I don't know anyone named that was piled against me. The
Suzie." I replied. "Well come to thing is, we were really having
think of it, there's my old serious relationship problems at
friend Peter's wife Suzie." the time, with many arguments and
rarely seeing eye-to-eye.
My wife remained calm, " Do you
want to tell me anything?" she Katrina was on the brink of tears
replied. "There is nothing to and I simply didn't know what she
tell Kat." was talking about. Looking down I
could see the cell phone gripped
Katrina was heating up; her tightly in her hands. Funny, I
hadn't thought about the fact several months ago. I've only had
that I own two phones and she was the phone for a couple months.
holding the one that I rarely They are obviously someone
use. A few months back I bought else's."
it off eBay as it is extremely
small and I don't want to have to Her look of disbelief was
carry my big expensive "computer" starting to rattle me. It is a
phone on me when I am riding my really horrible feeling when
mountain bike. It was actually my somebody you love so much doesn't
second 'extra' phone as my wife have trust in you. I then
had killed the first when she had searched and found the receipt
put it through the washing from eBay for when I bought the
machine. phone. After showing the date on
the form to her I could tell she
"Are you talking about that phone was starting to see that I was
Kat? Give me a look at it." She telling the truth, but the wall
handed the phone over of disbelief still hung over,
reluctantly, as if it were clouds covering her bright face.
evidence in a murder trial. I
looked at the messages and sure Finally I decided to search for
enough there were a whole bunch the guy who sold me the phone. If
from someone named Suzie. Some of this didn't prove my case nothing
the messages were quite raunchy would save me from eternally
indeed. sleeping in the doghouse. Using
the email address he had used in
Straight away I started to search the sale proved fruitless as my
for the dates of the archived message kept coming back 'Return
messages, as they would surely to sender.' Let me tell you I was
prove my innocence. "Look Kat, really beginning to panic! Then,
the dates of these messages were bang! The sound of the gun rang
in my ears...just joking. It on to say that his wife was named
didn't get that serious! No, the Suzie and gave her address so Kat
bang was the sound of the flash could then contact her if
of inspiration that suddenly necessary. He seemed especially
entered my mind. I went back on nervous about the content of the
the Internet and eBay and messages and said that he hoped
searched for the guy's name. I nothing too x-rated was there as
found it with a different email he and his wife often used
address, as he must have changed risqué language to keep their
his Internet Service provider. A relationship's fire 'stoked up!
huge feeling of calmness rushed
over me like the first wave at O.K. So there's my story. My main
the beach when you have been in message to you from the whole
the heat all day. experience is that if you are
Next I sent him a message asking buying or selling a product on
him about the archived messages eBay, make sure you clean up any
to 'Suzie' and asked him to unwanted information. It can
'Carbon Copy' (Cc) his response really cause problems! Let me
to my wife's email address so she also tell you that now I am back
would see that it was authentic. searching on eBay as my new phone
The man then replied with a has also been sent on a mission
message that said he was very back to the creator as it too has
embarrassed about not deleting been on the 'Quest for the spin
the messages on the cell phone. cycle'!
All right, pay dirt! He also went
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